2018 Roster Discussion

[Midas Mulligan]

Maybe a young project like a Kortne Ford (Rapids) type who PV thinks he can turn into an asset. Think he may be a homegrown though. Probably just some allo trade I would think.

Please send them Ucubed.

Take my Tommy. Please!

 

[dummyrun]

McNamara would be too much.

At this point we need McNamara's $180k cap space and senior roster slot more than we need him. If we could flip him for a dependable reserve and some GAM it'd be worth doing.

 

[Fake Jew]

If we get Glad I will tattoo his name on my left nutsack.

 

[adam]

You out yer damn mind.

Snatch their hand off if it’s Glaad or Parker.

ETA: or Maund for that matter.

ETA 2: front office screwed up. Last year, Ucubed was a tradeable asset because not everyone was into him sucking yet. Now, he’s just a known liability.

Seconded! Wtf is Tummy too much for? A bag of balls? We’ve already established he doesn’t even belong on our 18. He’s our team’s appendix. Also, saves PV from himself, since he has this weird urge to play him over better players.

 

[adam]

If we get Glad I will tattoo his name on my left nutsack.

What goes on the right? “You came”?

 

[JayH]

What goes on the right? “You came”?

Bag

 

[Midas Mulligan]

What goes on the right? “You came”?

I feel like him having enough nutsacks that he needs to distinguish among them is the bigger story here.

 

[Fake Jew]

What goes on the right? “You came”?

My right side is unsullied.

 

[dummyrun]

My right side is unsullied.

Oh so kind of a Lance Armstrong situation

 

[Midas Mulligan]

If we get Glad I will tattoo his name on my left nutsack.

So seriously, nutsack and scrotum isn’t synonymous to you? I always think of nuts as a pair and the sack as their standalone SFH.

Not familiar with multiple sacks.

 

[Fake Jew]

So seriously, nutsack and scrotum isn’t synonymous to you? I always think of nuts as a pair and the sack as their standalone SFH.

Not familiar with multiple sacks.

I kept deleting and typing in a new comment thinking of a witty response but you stumped me here.

 

[adam]

Oh so kind of a Lance Armstrong situation

Always appreciate the multi-level obscure witticisms. Have to have both have an above average knowledge of GOT and Armstrong’s health history. But you nailed it. Bravo.

 

[SoupInNYC]

Yeah, no way its Glaad.

What does American mean? Like as in eligible for the USMNT or holds a green card? If its the latter, I could see a possible play for Sjoberg out of Colorado. Or maybe Jonathan Campbell in Chicago.

ETA: If its Campbell, I'm most definitely grabbing that name on a jersey

 

[Midas Mulligan]

I kept deleting and typing in a new comment thinking of a witty response but you stumped me here.

Wait,

 

[SoupInNYC]

Wait,

Did you shave your balls or your sack?

 

[LionNYC]

Saved.

 

[SoupInNYC]

Saved.
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For real though. That would be a terrible move for Glad's career's sake unless we move to 3ATB. No way he starts over Chanot or Callens.

 

[ZYanksRule]

For real though. That would be a terrible move for Glad's career's sake unless we move to 3ATB. No way he starts over Chanot or Callens.

Between Chanot, Callens, and Cedric, have to think whoever we get is going to be -- at best -- 3rd or 4th in the depth chart. Have to think this is going to be a Mikey Lopez-type minor move, if it happens. Someone closer to Ethan White than Alex Callens.

 

[Kjbert]

The interest in McNamara last year wasn't what they thought it would be

 

[Fake Jew]

The thing that's troubling me is if this is supposed to be a Stertzer like signing why not just sign Ibeagha?