Stop me if you've heard this one:
An elementary school teacher explains to her class that she is a Red Bulls supporter. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Red Bulls supporters, too.
Not really knowing what a Red Bulls supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Red Bulls fan."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "Why I'm proud to be a NYCFC supporter.", boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a NYCFC supporter. "Well, My Dad and Mom are NYCFC supporters, and I'm a NYCFC fan, too!"
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Mary, "I'd be a Red Bulls supporter."