I want to say that Rooney joining DC is a hilariously impossible idea, but I'm afraid the universe will call my bluff.
I want to say that Rooney joining DC is a hilariously impossible idea, but I'm afraid the universe will call my bluff.
Algorithms. Amirite?I actually matched with her on Tinder or Bumble. She's a Red Bulls fan. We didn't progress from there.
If it wasn't for the fact that they're paying 16,000,000 POUNDS for him I'd say this is good for DC. He's only 32 and he should bring in a lot of EPL fans.
I actually think he will be solid. But that feels like crazy money.If it wasn't for the fact that they're paying 16,000,000 POUNDS for him I'd say this is good for DC. He's only 32 and he should bring in a lot of EPL fans.
Except Rooney has been awful. Go balls out for someone else. Not someone who hasn't scored since September and completely looks the old-man part.When perusing the MLS salary data, I noted that DCU doesn't have a single DP - at least not one that couldn't be converted to TAM.
So, they might as well go balls out for Rooney, because they can still go out and get a couple of S. American studs on top of that.
Why wait then? Would see him occupying a similar position to Acosta if Acosta wasn't there already. But I think they are two smart, technically solid players to try and link. So maybe have Rooney playing just behind Acosta and arriving late into the space that he creates and then distributing or shooting on goal from there.I can't wait for the endless debates about which position Rooney should play for DC.
I was being facetious.Why wait then?
Bench?I can't wait for the endless debates about which position Rooney should play for DC.