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Yeah, basically the Nordic Viking lands and the Scottish Highlander's are probably fine, since they are used to really shitty weather, but the rest, like the Free City of London and the Romance Language realms, are fcked.
As you can see from my avatar I'm preparing for the global freeze by starting a sled team early. I just need nycfc to include team sticker that adheres to husky fur and I'm set. Maybe in a future supporter package, *fingers crossed*.
 
Went out earlier today.

Date: Tuesday, March 7
Time: Day Off

Date: Wednesday, March 8
Time: 11:00am

Date: Thursday, March 9
Time: 11:00am


Date: Friday, March 10
Time: 11:00am


Date: Saturday, March 11
Time: 11:00am


Date: Sunday, March 12
Time: NYCFC vs. D.C. United – 2:00PM ET

Date: Monday, March 13
Time: Day Off
Dang they took me off the list.
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What the heck? This has happened three seasons in a row now that we have 70 degree days in February and then the season kicks off and we're playing in Alaska.
Yep! March/April is really unpredictable. Just like there's an Indian Summer, I'm convinced there's an Aleut Winter.

I'm just waiting to see if YS bumps up the pricing on Hot Chocolate with the captive audience.
 
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The Toe's stay-warm secret:

-AM workout and "fast" until gametime
-chicken bucket is warm
-body craving calories will ramp up metabolism for at least 2-3 hours post-bucket
-thermal undershirt>long-sleeve shirt>sweatshirt>vest>jacket
-crappy thin gloves>thicker gloves
-Carhartt
-thin long socks>thick long socks
-New sideline reporter
 
I feel like we did the knish in the pants joke last year. We're no longer an expansion team when when we're repeating yearly schtick.
  1. Repeating yearly schtick ✓
  2. Have sacked a manager ✓
  3. Experienced bitter defeat to rival ✓
  4. Experienced glorious triumph over rival ✓
  5. Supporters angry about concession prices ✓
  6. Supporters contemplated burning season ticket ✓
  7. Supporters distraught over transfer policy ✓
  8. Supporters elated over transfer policy ✓
  9. Supporters attending matches during mini-Polar Vortex ✓
  10. Supporters attending matches even when team is playing like **** ✓
  11. Supporters making sure the playing and coaching staff know they are playing like **** ✓
  12. Made it to the playoffs ✓
  13. Had a season MVP ✓
The right of passage is complete — and in considerably less time than it took Toronto.
 
I feel like we did the knish in the pants joke last year. We're no longer an expansion team when when we're repeating yearly schtick.
Yeah, that was me recalling desperate times during sub-zero weather at Giants games as a kid.
 
  • Take a photo with David Villa’s 2016 MLS MVP trophy in Fan Zone at Gate 2 until the start of the 2nd half.
 
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