Might as well give yourself an excuse if you're looking at a loss no matter what you trot out. 'T'would be a shame to send the best we got out, only to get knackered in the noggin. Whatd the boys think then? They'd be off, buying polyester sheets and looking for a stint in the Eredivisie before we could our fingers.
We have to give the illusion of as yet unrealized quality. Our whole focking club is built on it the illusion of effort and quality. Best way to do that is sand bag the tough ones.
(I'm not even sure where I'm serious, and where I'm not. So long as our two DP signees occupy a combined 1/2 dp slot, I'll say it's serious. Have I said fuck CFG yet today? I think not. So let me: FUCK CFG. )
Eta: oh wait, it's not his knee or thigh or abs or shit like that. It's his fucking hip. Well, allow ,e to rephrase. Double fuck CFG right up their two-faced ass. Yeah, I mix metaphors. But the point is clear. They maximized the DP slots with all of us season ticket holders.
I hope they have at least one ace left to play. As of now, I'm sick of this shit.